How to make it an unforgettable birthday!

Tides Grill and Bistro Pasig

Hey, I’ve just discovered a fun, unique and memorable way to celebrate a friend’s birthday.

Go to Tides Grill and Bistro and let your friend BLOW their one-of-a-kind CAKE!

WARNING: Sexually explicit pictures. LOL

Tides Grill and Bistro Pasig

I’ve been to the Tides Grill and Bistro in Capt. Javier St, Oranbo, Pasig City. The atmosphere, the service, and the food there are all so good: comfy benches with beach-themed walls, dancing waiters/waitresses that liven up the scene, delicious sizzling plate dishes with rice or for pulutan. (But this is standard for any Tides branch, I was told, so you’re sure of a good time whichever branch you go to).

Tides Grill and Bistro menu

Tides Grill and Bistro beer towerTides Grill and Bistro beer pulutan

Damage to the budget is minimal. It’s a perfect place for a group who wants to just let loose and get tipsy… and a perfect place to pull a prank on a friend celebrating a birthday!

Secretly conspire with the waiters/waitresses, and let them know of a birthday celebrator in your midst. They’ll bring out their signature CAKE, carved liked a ding-a-ling, and coerce your friend to BLOW it! Haha.

Tides Grill and Bistro penis cake

Tides Grill and Bistro’s signature dong cake.

Tides Grill and Bistro penis cake

This one’s hungarian sausage, shaped into a baby maker, propped up in a bowl of cooked rice with 2 tomatoes on the side. It may vary per branch.

Tides Grill and Bistro penis cake

Ang galing ni Marie mag-blow…ng cake!

Yes, your guy friends are welcome to try THE cake. Nyahahaha. Make sure though that the birthday boy/girl is game for this type of hilarious and naughty torture!

(Tides only serve Metro Manila so far, by the way.)

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